Dear Diary,
I've been hiding out from the rain, making a daily trip for food, water, and, well, Number Two. Today, nearing the end of that trip, I arrived at Ravenna Park's lower restrooms at 5:32 P.M. Only to find them locked.
So. Place, day, and time: it's like a game of Clue. If I'd arrived at 4 P.M. would I have found them open? Or on another day? (Well, actually I did find them open yesterday around noon.) Or would I have had to go to another place? That bundle of questions is the first mystery.
The second is whether I'll die of constipation before learning the answer to the first.
I'll let you know, dear Diary.
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